Men's clothes arrive in the mail

Remember when I wrote that I had ordered a bunch of men's clothing online? Well, I got a delivery: a gigantic box... full of men's clothes. (The ones I ordered, no less.)

I'm happy to report that some of them actually fit me. I was clever enough to only pick clothes that had an extra small size available. I tried them all on, returned the ones that were too big or otherwise didn't look good on me, and kept:

One over-sized (looking) dark gray coat, classic cut. May have to iron the lapels up for dramatic effect.
One super warm dark brown parka for winter walks in the forest. This one, too, is a little over-sized, but there's plenty of room for thick knits underneath.
A dark gray and a black long-sleeve cotton T-shirt. Basics for the win.
Two pairs of sunglasses. Women's sunglasses are too narrow for my wide head so ordering men's (or unisex) was the best idea ever.
A bottle of nubuck conditioner. Not exactly men's clothing, but I need to waterproof my new work bag before it gets wet and is ruined forever.

All this cost 87 bucks. No, I'm not kidding. The coats especially were an insane bargain.

Ordering men's clothes online was such a delightful experience! I should do this again sometime. (Conveniently enough, Black Friday is tomorrow.)