As it happens, I've been "on vacation" all year so far. The fun fact about my so-called vacation is that I told everyone I expected it to be boring, and everyone doubted that this would turn out to be the case, and what ended up happening was that I would have had a boring time if I hadn't taken on some demanding projects.
So no, my vacation was not boring, but it was so only because I actively made sure it wasn't.
And now, here I am, enjoying the last day of my vacation, doing the activity that everyone notoriously does on vacation: laundry. (It's way too hot to go out anyway.)
But is this all I came here to say?
Well, no!
You see, I also wanted to make it known that I ate six boiled eggs today. Six! It was glorious!
