As per usual, a sudden thought popped in my head today: is there such a thing as post-pneumatic stress? I know what post-traumatic stress is, but this surely would be something different. Something remarkable.
Oh, the brilliance of the stuff my subconscious raises to the top sometimes.
So I googled it and it turns out that the search engine does now even give me the choice of searching for the pneumatic version of stress. It just says, "did you mean post traumatic stress" and the shows the results for that without offering the link to search for what I had searched for instead. So I had to use the minus sign and thus cut out all the results containing the word "traumatic" and found out that there's a song called Post Pneumatic Stress Disorder from a musician called Captain Ghostnote.
I wonder what they meant with the name, but all I keep thinking is that it's the stress you get from farting in the wrong place at the wrong time.
~~~
P.S. On an absolutely unrelated note, I had my first pumpkin spice latte of the season today.
