I went to get corduroy samples from a fabric store, and the lady cutting the pieces for me complimented me on my Jurassic phone.
People have been looking at me more than usual today. Perhaps it's because I'm wearing a mini skirt in September.
I ordered a pumpkin spice latte this morning and remembered that there's a reason I used to ask for less syrup.
There are no trains today? How am I supposed to get home?
I tried on some exercisewear today and was shocked to see that I looked quite cute in a teddy jacket.
Now I have to use the ladies' room, so please excuse me.